One Liner Jokes
+69“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”
“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
“I couldn’t lift the table.”
Submitted by zanny.
The Math One Liners
+29Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.
Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x…
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?
Submitted by vicky.
Tell Them ur Age
+13Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
Submitted by preet.