Funny Chemistry Jokes
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0All electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A hero saves them. Electrons asked, “Who are you?”. Hero said, “BOND, COVALENT BOND”.
Protons have mass? I didn’t know they were catholic
So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink and the bartender says “for you, no charge
Dinosaur Bones
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0Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, ‘Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?’
The guard replies, ‘They are 3 million,four years, and six months old.’
‘That’s an awfully exact number,’ says the tourist. ‘How do you know their age so precisely?’
The guard answers, ‘Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started
working here, and that was four and a half years ago!’
This joke was submitted by vicky.